One of the texts Tiger Woods sent to mistress Joslyn James was only two words, "fish bowl," obviously a reference to the preeminent golfer's trademark sexual maneuver the fish bowl, where he reportedly chokes his dirty whore partners to unconsciousness with a leather belt, only for them to awaken in the bathtub with Woods standing over them, pouring from the eponymous vessel a seemingly endless supply of a self-concocted and aged urine preserve into all available orifices.
Not to be confused with other memorable Woods moves such as performing the Alabama crab dangle, pulling off a Mexican Halloween, demonstrating the so-called "resealable pipe," or 2006 incident in which the legend reportedly executed a reverse goat hook.
Not to be confused with other memorable Woods moves such as performing the Alabama crab dangle, pulling off a Mexican Halloween, demonstrating the so-called "resealable pipe," or 2006 incident in which the legend reportedly executed a reverse goat hook.
Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger: Sent: 01:31 PM 09/08/2009:
fish bowl
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger: Sent: 01:31 PM 09/08/2009:
fish bowl
by Jerry Bellows March 20, 2010
The state your balls are in after not having been washed for a week (or two), especially if one has masturbated often. The result is a rank, fish-like smell rising from your nether regions.
Dude, I have whacked it so much this past week, and now I have to shower. I have a total fish basket going on right now.
by Sam Holmes March 24, 2007
A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?
Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?
Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
by TimHdaman August 28, 2009
A bowel movement that has been left in the toilet and covered in glitter to create the illusion of a radiant and glamorous fish.
Sandra: "Aw man, I thought I found jewelry in the toilet again but my brother just left a glitter fish floating around."
by CATFOOODS January 18, 2012
by Ricky Penn December 12, 2013
Large gang bang involving tartar sauce, fried cod, French fries ass-play, where everyone (at least six people) cums at the same time.
Can you believe Tammy did that at the fish-fry?!
Yeah that was crazy, I’m still pulling fries and tartar sauce from my ass!
Yeah that was crazy, I’m still pulling fries and tartar sauce from my ass!
by Deddie Bear February 24, 2020
1. Adjective used to describe a female who smells of both butt and fish.
2. Adjective used to describe a male who smells of both butt and fish
2. Adjective used to describe a male who smells of both butt and fish
That chick smells like butt fish (Taint)
That dude smells like he just got some from butt fish girl.
That dude smells like he just got some from butt fish girl.
by Robert Rene December 31, 2007