Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert Downey Jr.

you know who he is

Robert Downey Jr............if you know, you know

by bahloy February 5, 2021

robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

Robert

A gay ass faggot that uses roblox hacks and complains on the internet that his dad left him. All while on a discord call with his friends.

Stop being such a Robert.

by fartheadpeebutt January 29, 2020

Robert Fico

Ah shit, here we go again. Fico is the prime minister of Slovakia.

Slovak citizen #1: Robert Fico is prime minister for the fourth time, kurva.
Slovak citizen #2: Do piče! Has our nation learned nothing?
Slovak citizen #1: Yup. We can blame the lazy kokoti who didn't vote and are now protesting, ironically enough.

by Dubious.Life February 26, 2024

Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

by blondivitis March 5, 2025

Robert Snell

The living equivalent of a boss fight, Robert Snell can do anything you can but better. Robert is able to domesticate and living being and recite the entirety of Big Iron. Robert is also the lord of all memes, not even Pwediepie can beat him.

Robert Snell is my sleep paralysis demon.

by Penis Dweller September 8, 2021