National witch day

Try doing a ritual

1. Hey, it’s national witch day! That means.... la chupachabra la chupacabra, come to my spiritual world

by (almost) perfection October 30, 2020

National Egor Day

On November 3, we will all elect Egor for president. Once he is the president of the US he will be president everywhere. Then he will be ruler of the universe.

"Today is National Egor today."
"What's national Egor day?"
*Dies*

by DictionaryTron November 2, 2020

National Dropkick Day

November 15th, you can dropkick anybody you like with no consequences

Person 1: hey dude
Person 2: what
1: it's national dropkick day
2:oh shi-

by Cubby P November 2, 2020

National cheesedick day

A day for all the suck-ups and kiss-asses to commemorate their cheesedickishness. This holiday is celebrated on 11 July, The day after national dick cheese day.

"Hey frank, happy national cheesedick day!"

by King of the Rats September 29, 2020

National No Snitching Day

National no snitching day
Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.

Person 1: *Steals pen*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*

by Bob Graffer October 10, 2020

national sheerin day

the national day of sheerin

“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”

by kylemcginleysgrannie October 14, 2020

national volleyball day

October 15! October 15 is national volleyball day!

volleyball girl one: what’s your favorite day
volleyball girl two: October 15!

volleyball girl one: why?
volleyball girl 2: it’s national volleyball day!

by averyybrown October 14, 2020