Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

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Matt T

A Down to earth, humble and exciting friend. Hard worker, wonderful father. Go getter, handsome, intelligent, kind and caring. One of a kind and impossible to replicate. Matt stands out in a crowd because of his good looks, ability to get along with just about anybody and his confidence. Matt T is witty, easy to talk to, book and street smart. Matt T is also intimidating to other men especially when their girlfriends are around. He unknowingly makes guys insecure with his charming ways and inability to keep from impressing the ladies. Matt T is a dedicated family man but is always up for a good time. Matt T takes no sh*t and wiki be the first to confront an iffy situation or shady person. Matt T is amazing.

“Have you seen Matt T? I miss him, he’s the only person that I can be around all the time and never get tired of!”

“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”

by BrittanyKCarlisle December 20, 2021

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