Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.
by Douwntanal October 30, 2019
Get the The Hiroshima rice cookermug. A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it
by NextJen September 7, 2024
Get the Uncle Ben’s Rice Grimemug. by Big stuff rice October 13, 2020
Get the Lewis ricemug. by Hannibabe_Lecter May 3, 2024
Get the Rice crunchymug. When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.
by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018
Get the Rice Boogermug. 3
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
Get the Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity testmug. A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.
Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.
by deuteronomy January 12, 2011
Get the rice-wagonmug.