Eyema cummin and howe

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How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out?

A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...

It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996

by Ertten Ques October 5, 2019

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Anthony Howe

“Triggered” do or say anything he will be triggered especially if they relate to the holocaust.
Anthony (thony for short) does not eat bread even though he will bail on his mates to have a good munch on his toast at home

Hey thony do u wana come out?
Anthony Howe: nah I can’t sorry I’ve got a nice cheese toastie at home.

by Nick caravan May 8, 2018

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