by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
Blanket term referring to Alt-right, Republican, or otherwise pro-Trump extremists characterized by MAGA hats, pathological stubbornness, disregard of factual evidence, spirited bigotry, staggering self-righteousness, and absolute inability to accomplishing anything in life. Commonly seen driving pick-up trucks plastered with Trump bumper stickers, flying Trump flags, carrying one or more assault rifles, berating minorities and Democrats, and otherwise being loud or annoying. Made popular in the wake of the Jan. 6th Insurrection.
My neighbor is a complete Red-Hat Rebel, he owned like 10 guns, six Confederate flags, and tried to kill Nancy Pelosi before the FBI arrested him while he jerked off to a picture of President Trump.
by Ivan Jakenof January 17, 2021
the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.
Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
A deerstalker hat. Called such because the famous detective of the name is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Scott,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Andrew,and Tony are all wearing Sherlock Holmes hats.Such impressive headgear; I like their hats!
by JMC70 January 12, 2017
by Ms Happy 1 June 12, 2016
While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017