candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

Sharks in the water

Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.

Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!

by foxda5th September 9, 2022

shark

a person who unscrupulously exploits or swindles others.

"property sharks want to develop 200 acres around the site"

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Shark

Somebody’s bitch, or a girl that’s always with them.

Yeah me and my shark was out yesterday, bitch not cute but she slobbed me.

by elivvsargas April 13, 2019

Laebies shark

Laebies shark is a real shark that exists

“My favorite shark has to be laebies shark”

by W0rmy July 30, 2022

Shark

Most people think it is a sea creature, but it is in fact a way to have sex. Only those most experienced at having sex can have shark sex because it is very deadly

Bob: Hi Dick.
Dick: Oh my god Bob I just had shark, something you'll never be able to do

by maximitis May 14, 2025

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022