coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy

Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?

by Areithy November 7, 2021

foxy coffee

coffee that has been brewed using various feces

cant wait to enjoy your foxy coffee babe

by coffeeenjoyer April 19, 2022

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

Coffee

A drink that makes you stay up when you want to go to sleep. It makes your mind change to not wanting to sleep yet. It contains sugar that makes you hyper.

Coffee is hyping you up! Go to bed, dude.

by There is Only One Truth April 5, 2020

Coffee Time

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette

“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”

by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

by Creature44 February 27, 2019