One Beer

(n): The act of going out, with full intentions of having just that "one beer", but always failing, through peer pressure and lack of self control, into getting shit-pants drunk.

"Let's just have one beer tonight, I have to wake up stupid early tomorrow."

by DustyQueen February 19, 2012

Millions To One

Twitch streamer DarkViperAU's meme.

"THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!"

by GUSFR1NG March 31, 2023

Clip one

To take a shit.

Oh, man! I gotta clip one!

by Arkeroen April 21, 2003

mean one

expulsion of fecal matter from the body

Oh man, I need to go take a mean one!

by senile dementia May 21, 2009

twenty-one

blackjack the card game

Twenty-one is also called blackjack.

by Ed April 5, 2005

plus one

(noun) - the person who is invited to join an existing coupled unit in sexual activity resulting in a three way or menage a trois. Depending on the genders and desires of the couple, the "plus one" may even become a lucky pierre.

"'allo, are you two a couple? Fancy a plus one?"
"Nice accent. Where are you from?"
"Australia. And I'm only 16!"
"See ya'!"
"But I'd make a great Lucky Pierre!"

by whirled-traveler January 15, 2009

quiet one

Quiet one, when a naive human decides, I'll have a few beers tonight, within the hour they are off there rocker to pissed to remember there own name. 'A quiet one they said'.

'A quiet one they said'

by Milneooo February 27, 2014