Boerne High School

A High School Which Alawys Goes To State But Rarely Wins There Football Team Is Really Good Alawys Winning At Least 10 Games But Can Never Win The Games That Actully Matter Also There Bands Getting Pretty Good Now But Since They Did'nt Go To State The Year This Is Being Written I Don't Going Anywhere Since Now There Seasons Will Be 5A Schools Considering That Boerne Will Be A 5A School By 2024 Them Going To State So Often Won't Be The Case No More But Who Knows Boerne Has A Very Rich Campus And Is Expanding There Buildings But There Food Is Filled With All Types Of Diesses And The Only Good Food To Eat Thats Tasty Is Incredbly Unhealthy And Every Meal Cost 3 Dollars To Buy But S Made For At Most 50 Cents Most Of There Teachers Are Great Apart From Some Of Them There Is A Very Split Student Body Half Of Them Are Dumb As Dirt While The Other Half Are Smart However Rarely Anyone At Boerne Actully Fail There Classes Even Thougth Boerne High School Has Many Flaws Its Way Better Then Champion Even Thougth Champion Has Dobule The Student Body Boerne Is Better Beacuse The Smaller The Better

The Boerne High School Football Team Got To State Championships Last Year Loseing To Chinia Springs This Year They Only Got To The Secound Playoff Game Were Unfountly They Forget How To Pass Even Thougth Hudson Hindrex Is A Amazeing Running Back Theres Only So Many Hudson Hindrex To The Right Plays Before The Other Team Relizes We Forgot How To Pass

by Dimeind November 21, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Mid Valley School District

Some random school located in Throop PA . No fights have happened, here but if u are in the HS. your gonna see those damn kids swearing alot in the canteen. Mostly chill kids on buses. but insane in the canteen, ALSO ANNOUNCEMENTS HAPPEN while im eating. Their craft fairs suck.

Has a trash hsfb team. Its called the spartans.

Seriously also it has insane special ed kids in es.

Also i think that the admin is corrupt here since, THEY LETTIN THEM KIDS CUSS.

I ALSO HEARD A GROUP OF BLACKS ALL SAY NIGGAS!

Hey dude,
What
Do you hate the cougars?
Yes
Do you live in Mid Valley School District?\
Yes
FUCK VALLEY VIEW

by Hey I’m the school bus guy. November 22, 2023

Blalack Middle School

The worst Middle school in all of CFBISD. Known for its wanna be gangster and annoying 6th graders, 7th grade girls who the will either cheat on every boy, end up as a broke hooker in downtown Dallas, or be a girl in symphonic/honors band that are gay for every girl and fuck eachother, 7th grade boys who make fun of every boy who isn't in athletics or the overweight/not popular kids, and the 8th graders who think they are him. It's shitty staff, it's shitty classrooms. So outdated that F Hall is made of bricks and poorly built classrooms. The stupid counselors and principals. Perry Middle School is built way better than Blalack.

Don't go to Blalack Middle School, the school is so shitty you would want to kill yourself.

by YourPhoneLinging November 22, 2023