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cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC)

A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.

Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?
by Traumatized December 17, 2008
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Come Fuck Me Heels

High heels that are of a certain length that are generally worn by sluts or women trying to act slutty and scream fuck me!
Did you see Allie wearing those come fuck me heels at graduation?
by blackmojo December 1, 2013
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get the fuck out of here

-"I heard that Luigi got killed in a shootout"
-"Get the fuck out of here! Luigi is the best gunslinger around"
by Doc Mitchell January 13, 2011
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I wanna FUCK YOU

Fall in love with you

Unleash all my love on you

Cuddle you for hours

Keep your heart safe
I wanna fuck you for all of eternity.
by hellyeahfuckthis October 26, 2020
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An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die
You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!
by C. S. July 7, 2005
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boo-boo kitty fuck

When a person who is unable to express there feelings in a non cruel way. This word can be used as a type of special name for a girl.

Used in the movie Jay and silent Bob Strike back by Jay to the woman he liked.
Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?

Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.

Jay: They don't? How 'bout "fine piece of ass"?

Justice: How about not.

Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?

Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.

Jay: boo-boo kitty fuck?

Justice: That's... a start.
by issawn August 22, 2009
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fuck yeah andy day

June 7, 2009

fobr holiday that started by little girls posting a video for tiffany blews on the boards, thus resulting in pedo screencaps and blew up into a giant pedofest. included was andy's twitter friend, justtosaveyou, famous for her lack of pants. "not andy" came on the boards before being liberated, but in time for andy to acknowledge the "FUCK FOBR, THE INTERNET ISN'T REAL - a" thread in honor of him.
@fuckcity btw there's a NICE thread dedicated to you called FUCK FOBR, THE

INTERNET ISN'T REAL-a, haha so don't worry, we don't shittalk 12 minutes ago

from web

@AccioDalia yay! thank you guys!-a 10 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to

AccioDalia

fuck yeah andy day~
by therealREALjason June 8, 2009
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