12th Day in September

Big Dick Appreciation Day.

OMG! I almost forgot it’s the 12th day in September! I need to get my fiancé a gift to celebrate his long thick, perfect dick.

by RemyAddict February 1, 2023

National leave the basement day

On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.

You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

Kiss day

Every Wednesday and Friday you kiss someone with there Consent

Hey Bella did you know it was kiss day let’s kiss/ a kiss is Where you touch lips

by Hjjgfhcx April 13, 2022

Snow day

When a guy cums and its a literal shit ton. Like, seriously.

Yeah, my boyfriend got a snow day last night.

by RandomFuFu May 7, 2018

The 13 Day Pothole

This happens when you get paid on Friday, and its all gone by that Saturday at noon, and you have 50 cents to make it till next payday... and you get paid BI WEEKLY...

CarL: " dude...!! you still owe me $40, man..I wish you could just f-n pay me this week, because I hit the 13 Day Pothole"

HaL: " looks like you're gunna have to wait... I just bagged a 13 Day Pothole myself, I owed my loan shark $300"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

Guyentine's Day

Galentine's Day, but for guys!

"What's a Guyentine's, bro"

"Brah, you don't know? Guyentine's Day is basically Galentine's Day but for us dudes!"

by Silver Something February 14, 2024

National Sex Day

National day is a celebration on oct 17 to celebrate sex

Happy National Sex Day, let’s have sex

by national sex day October 17, 2019