fucking this shit up

when you're absolutely devouring a lavish piece of food

i'm fucking this shit up, this poptart go crazy

by cdot osama December 20, 2022

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

Shit the bed

When someone fucks up

When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"

by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017

shit bitch!

saying the word shit cause something went wrong then saying bitch in away were your cussing everyone out including yourself but not offending anyone in the process

i forgot my money shit bitch!

by rawrmeowpurrlove:D December 12, 2010

shit

when you want to take a fat shit or sometimes called pooping

i am going to go take a shit

by angel edwards campanaro April 9, 2020