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National Ass Pic Day May 3rd

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one
national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf
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bee stunmg ass ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘

benny when pineapple ๐Ÿ˜ 
bee stunmg ass ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘
by TrasherTheFurret January 1, 2022
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fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
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tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch

When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because youโ€™re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention theyโ€™ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.
Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:

โ€œOh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.โ€
by $Vaggio$ July 6, 2021
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Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

1. The ultimate comeback, often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.
1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).
by BRayLujan July 12, 2010
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up your ass and in your viscera

Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.
He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.
by adrenalectomized August 18, 2008
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