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NationaI slap ur crushes ass day

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
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it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you
' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'
by idgawmabi January 14, 2020
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Bitch ass motherfucker where you goin'?

User1: "Hey bitch ass motherfucker where you goin'?"
User2: "Ok"
by Fallen-Oak November 25, 2020
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cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit

you are to use this phrase when you stumble upon someone that is mentally subnormal or has a real issue with being an asshole.
my friend Abdul is a cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit, nigga can't do fucking sums without crying

"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown
by youstupidassbitch March 17, 2020
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tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch

When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because you’re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention they’ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.
Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:

“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”
by $Vaggio$ July 6, 2021
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boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin.

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)
Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."
by ☹️ August 30, 2017
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National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
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