google-ise

to look up something on google.

past tense - 'google-ised'

- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...

- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'

- 'how the hell do know that?!'

- 'i google-ised it'

by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

Google copyer

If someone calls you this, they think your the smartest, hottest person they have ever met. They are as smart as google.

You: “Wow your such a google copyer!”
Me: “Wow thanks!”

by Ava. August 31, 2021

Google Translate

Something that translates stuff into different languages, and is drunk when translating them back into English.

I use Google Translate to get the craziest words ever.

by yeet bruhh November 15, 2020

Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.

When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

by Bozotexano July 23, 2016

googling dub

(verb): to be looking for a bag of weed
(Adj): When someone is so dumb they have to google simple terms.

Yo, That kid Tweak said he was googling dub to see what it meant.

by CockDeWood November 19, 2010

google

google.com

Person one: "Google"
Person two: *shoots person one with a desert eagle*

by captain magma723 April 1, 2021