A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
Get the Ninja of Darknessmug. by abby 🥄🥄🥄 December 6, 2017
Get the picture of the darkmug. by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022
Get the DARK Chiefmug. by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023
Get the Carload of Darkmug. Dark humor is just bad stuff out in light to become funny instead of just plane wrong, Not many people would get them though.
by Ooveve September 26, 2022
Get the Dark humormug. by NebyTheyIsDoesThey April 5, 2023
Get the dark webmug. Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions
- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)
by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024
Get the Dark attackmug.