Robert Rose

A science teacher. who is not funny but tries to be.

Robert Rose is such a Rose

by FingerLookingGood January 17, 2024

Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.

"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."

by sama24681013579 February 16, 2019

Robert Silva

short dark haired fool with poofy hair.

That boy Robert Silva is a real doo doo head.

by Roberto Silva June 22, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!

Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !

by marurmom November 20, 2021

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert

Anyone who is rude to a Robert, gets dominated by Robert. Robert is kind but gets mad when he needs to be. Robert is a fierce and strong guy and is really good at arm wrestling, he also farts a lot. Robert also loves food, he also blames everybody but himself in a lot of situations. Robert is also an annoying man.

Robert is annoying and mad.

by Joneslilly1309 November 2, 2019

Jack Roberts

a fucklefart who sucks a whole lotta bbc in the school bathrooms 😩🤤

"WOAH dudeee look! See that guy?? That's Jack Roberts!"
"DAYUMM, i wish i was that cool.."

by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017