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Nerd Swag

1) being cool among the nerds, (with merch, skill, or knowledge) as to emulate the confidence and boss-ness of the "swag" popular kids
2) the element of nerd confidence, derived from his or her fandom (and knowledge of that fandom)
3) jokingly used when someone is trying to have "swag" but everyone knows they're a total nerd
1) person A: "woah, did you see him just blast through the whole of assassin's creed in like, 15 minutes? That's insane!”
Person B: " didn't you know? He's a master of the nerd swag"
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nerd nipples

Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.
Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.
by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015
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Ghost nerd

In call of duty black ops, you can use the ability ghost to camp in the corner and get priceless rage.
Why you little ghost nerd camping in the corner. Go camp somewhere else for 2 second. Thats right, ghost are for NEEERDS!!!!
by A person who is just browsing January 15, 2016
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og nerd

A nerd with a tear drop tattoo on the face and tattoos down to the finger tip that has done hard prison time in a state penitentiary and has a 6 figure job in the tech field writing code.

An og nerd can sling tattoo ink and make a pizzle out of an incense container and blowtorch as well as write enterprise level code for fortune 500 companies.
Damn Caleb put in work on a 5 yard in california and now makes 6 figures slinging lines of code in Texas, this mother fuckers an og nerd.
by Mr.RaulDuke November 25, 2018
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SW nerd

My future baby daddy is a SW nerd .
by Velvetkitty069 October 23, 2018
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Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.
Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018
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nerd bitch

(N.) Someone who is academically talented and intelligent yet doesn’t know how to act in general. It’s okay tho. The nerd bitch definitely found the one to love and the one who loves you. The nerd bitch loves the significant other a whole lot more than he loves her tho. My love for 🐢 is inelastic because he’s my necessity :) lym
Wow she’s a nerd bitch. But I’m a dumbass.
by hiyoko November 6, 2019
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