Nathan

For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.

Do you see that thing running towards us?

Oh no…Is that?

It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-

by bwtriz December 26, 2021

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Can’t take no for an answer no matter how uncomfortable they make the person. Also constantly victimized himself because they are a little bitch.

Dude this guy won’t take no for an answer. He’s totally pulling a Nathan

by BigdongLoba May 14, 2022

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Supposedly Hassan's friend since they were children. Nathan would always get the girls and Hassan would come visit him in Nathan's backyard where he would usually have a tensome with a bunch of girls . There were rumours saying Hassan had visited him once and both Nathan and Hassan were playing video games (fifa) and a slut had interrupted them saying she wanted a blowjob from Nathan and poor Hassan would politely tell Nathan he wanted to leave the house. As flabbergasted Hassan was he would tell all of his friends at school that he knew a girl called Scarlett and that they had been kissing in sleepovers together which were all lies, he'd also lie to his friends saying his bringing a girl to Saudi called "swifty". In the end Nathan has apparently pursued a career in pornography and is now a pornstar

Oh nathan

by Nathanmur May 15, 2022

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Nathan.I am part of the Nathans.Nathans are very spaciel but get angry easily.Sometimes thay angry by a very small thing.Nathans will be your friend ONLY if you play football with him.Nathan doesnt get girls and makes pretty good roasts.Nathan will have so much friends but that what he might think.Nathan will be the nicest guy that you have met.If there is a Nathan in your life, you have to be bery lucky.Nathan is the one.

Nathan will be the best i will always know.

by A ramdom peraon May 15, 2022

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