Matthew Crab

a winner who eats Cian

Matthew crab is a WINNER

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022

Matthew much

Matthew much is such malewife he’s also the love of my life and he likes weezer

GYATT DAMN ITS MATTHEW MUCH🤤🤤🤤

by Meowzy02 April 17, 2024

Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023

Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.

Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Matthew Wickey

Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.

Matthew Wickey is so cool!!

by Bobby bones333 December 2, 2021

Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.

Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023