Matthew Howarth

A very hot-headed male. Often wastes time yelling at unassuming people who are innocent and embarrasses himself. Is a science simp.

random: *gets super angry for no. reason and wont shut up*
onlooker: "wow that guy is such a Matthew Howarth"

by mattthebatxxx October 13, 2022

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

Matthew Jenkins

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit

Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis

by Matt_jenk November 26, 2024

Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022

Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.

Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.

by May 12, 2022

Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 19, 2023

St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.

St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah

by Biggest Jester August 29, 2019