Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

by MrBoar July 26, 2023

washing machine cunt

a huge wet cunt.

Here is an example of it using.

"Fuck you washing machine cunt"

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Toxicity

by googleverbmaker2 October 18, 2017

The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.

I saw "The Goon Machine."

by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

Fighting Machine

The fighting machine (also known as a "Martian Tripod") is one of the fictional machines used by the Martians in H. G. Wells' 1898 classic science fiction novel The War of the Worlds. In the novel, it is a fast-moving three-legged walker reported to be 100 feet (30 meters) tall with multiple, whip-like tentacles used for grasping, and two lethal weapons: the Heat-Ray and a gun-like tube used for discharging canisters of a poisonous chemical black smoke that kills everything. It is the primary machine the Martians use when they invade Earth, along with the handling machine, the flying machine, and the embankment machine.

"its another one of those fighting machine's!-" *gets turned into human ash"

by Hukgaz June 30, 2024