John Allen

A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.

"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."

by johnnybrav14 October 27, 2020

john cunningham

A leopluredon, charlie! John is one of the most awesome, funny, guys you will ever meet. He's almost like a girl. He will listen to all your problems and share gossip too! He's very athletic and enjoys playing minecraft, lisening to dubstep, and most of all... being a leopluredon.

Girl: That guy is so funny!
Girl 2: YEP! He's definitely a John Cunningham!

by pseudonym925 November 8, 2013

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011

John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend

Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!

by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021

John-Wayneing

To not show your true feelings as you deal with an unpleasant situation. To be a "tough guy".

"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."

by blunt_instrument01 January 8, 2007

John Dudgeon

Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?

Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.

by MUSTANG8675309 February 4, 2010

John Travolta

A very good actor. Has been in famous movies like Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Live, Grease, and Get Shorty.

He was sweet in Pulp Fiction. Vincent Vega was a cool character.

by sagzag February 4, 2004