John Allen

A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.
"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."
by johnnybrav14 October 27, 2020
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House of John

Discreet reference to taking a shit or otherwise needing to hit the shitter.
I’ll be about 15 minutes late. I need to driver something to the house of john.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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wall john

a wall mounted uranial
by gomer83 May 15, 2007
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John Dudgeon

Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?

Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.
by MUSTANG8675309 February 05, 2010
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Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.
Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!
by B-rellie August 06, 2011
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John Taylor

John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.
I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.
by i like explaining people January 30, 2017
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john inman

Is a person who is really fucking amazing has a huge cock. Because of having such a huge cock women love to be around him.
by Urben Dictionary December 08, 2017
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