Jacob is an amazing person and everybody loves him. All the girls like him but are scared to talk to him in fear of him turning her down.
Girl 1: Oh look its jacob!
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.
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by mother fucking dickhead June 7, 2017
Get the Jacob mug.semi-tall,blond, beach boy vibes. gets all the bitches he wants but goes for guys instead. loves to get down and dirty in bed with men but is still straight for cute girls, jk he likes men
shawna-OMG, i slept with jacob last night.
Reba-i thought he slept with men
Shawna- ik, my boyfreind said he had a big dick though
Reba-i thought he slept with men
Shawna- ik, my boyfreind said he had a big dick though
by boblo6969 October 13, 2022
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Jacob is fine.
by xtine93 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.
Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
by Jakdib April 20, 2018
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