The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012
by luli.fr July 03, 2015
On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020
not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 05, 2023
a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.
hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november
girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november
girl: because it’s national show me your tits day
girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november
girl: because it’s national show me your tits day
by 42428 November 18, 2018
by monkeyman34 April 21, 2023
1. Nude western porno that involves europeans and elephants in the nude.
2. When the indian's found out that the cows being brought to the west....were trully used in ancient british porn preformed live for the queen's and king's delight.
3. When males of the human species get crabs they start scratching and the balls start attacking each other like the settlers and the indians.
2. When the indian's found out that the cows being brought to the west....were trully used in ancient british porn preformed live for the queen's and king's delight.
3. When males of the human species get crabs they start scratching and the balls start attacking each other like the settlers and the indians.
1. Hey the europeans brought the elephants....lets go watch buffalo bill's wild west show.
2. Hey Bob, r u watching this.....it's like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show....and im the live entertainment.....my twig and berries are in the cow!
3. I HATE BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW.....damn crabs...pesky lil things crawl in your pants and wont leave...and my guns are running out of amo.
2. Hey Bob, r u watching this.....it's like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show....and im the live entertainment.....my twig and berries are in the cow!
3. I HATE BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW.....damn crabs...pesky lil things crawl in your pants and wont leave...and my guns are running out of amo.
by Susan Crabgrass December 02, 2006