fat sloth

A fat,lazy sloth like man

Ryan Sells is a fat sloth

by AK 47 March 13, 2005

fat joe

The worst rapper that I have ever seen. He looks like a mexican/black/asian/gorilla. He needs to lay off of the Big Macs.

Fat Joe is a fat gorilla who sucks at rapping.

by MikeyMo August 14, 2006

fat fuck

A digusting mix of FAT & stupidity!

My dead ex-husband Andy N. was a fat fuck

by poophole123 April 16, 2007

fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.

I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.

by Dan Hodges September 1, 2008

fat knot

Slang for a tie that is worn with a Full Windsor Knot

Michael Irvin rocks the fat knot on Monday Night Countdown.

by Corbinator October 31, 2006

fat dog

also known as: fat dogging/phat dog

1) premeditated amounts of food consumed solely for the purpose of taking a nap afterwards

2) the unbuttoning relaxation that follows a good food binge aka FAT DOG

1) "hey christian, did you try the mashed potatoes?"

"quiet, man... cant you see im fat dogging it?"

2) "mmm.. that was good... i cant wait to get home & unbutton these pants, phat dog style!"

by guerrita sucia July 1, 2011

Fat Farm

The future solution to a growing epidemic in the United States in which all obese people will be shipped off in secured freight trains, prodded and herded onto large farm establishments. Once at the farm, the fatties will undergo a harvesting method where large industrial strength lipo suction machines will suck the lard out of each carcass which would then be refined into fuel. This fuel will provide enough energy to power an entire state for decades providing a reliable source for alternative fuel. Better yet, no one will have to deal with fat people ever again.

Uh Oh, Betty's packing the pounds on, if she keeps it up we'll send her off to the fat farm.

by UpinSmoke4 August 16, 2010