Dan Day

A “Do Absolutely Nothing” day. Similar to a Fuck Off Friday, but meant for daily use.

Today is Friday, I think I’ll make it a DAN Day.

by Thee MFing man August 28, 2020

Dan

A independent Girl who has been hurt many times.she is very loyal and will do anything for her friends.She will always be there for you no matter what.When you are not around them everything seems boring she will make you laugh woth her strong sense of humor.If you know a Dan consider yourself lucky and hang on to them.

"Dan is a very loyal friend"

by dantimber March 16, 2019

dan spargo

When you pull a ligament in your knee whilst sleeping. You do this by trapping your foot In a crack and twisting in bed,

'Haha! You're so puny you're a jack Plowman!'

He did a dan spargo, what a retard.

by Banta42069blaze December 8, 2014

dans juice

when a male secretes his juice for his fellow friends to enjoy

many people feasted on dans juice at the dinner table

by Sloths&Shrimps May 16, 2022

Dan

the biggest guy ever

Dan is so big

by anonymous November 22, 2021

dan

dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.

me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?

by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020

Dan

The sweetest more caring partner a gal could have. So stunning every day, inside and out, Dan lights up the lives of everyone around them. The world is a brighter place when a Dan smiles.

Love you, Dan.❤️

by Frussy.org November 22, 2021