Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 06, 2025

Dan the man

A man in a sea of women but gets through like a fish

Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 06, 2025

Alors on Danse

If I haven't said it already..

Iam "The beauty of Alors on Danse is not just in it's simplicity but also how it perfectly encapsulates the conversion from the general malaise and tedium TO free time. It's quite literally the perfect song."

by Hym Iam August 08, 2023

Achillen Dan

The man with a dan plan

Achillen Dan has a dan plan in arp

by Ingido2005 May 24, 2020

Dan Lakajev

Absolute Fucking Legend

That dudes a Dan Lakajev

by tomotron96 March 09, 2022

Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Dan Francisco

A wonderful and delightful way to start the day is by greeting your loved ones with the phrase ‘Good morning Dan Francisco’. It will always brighten the mood and boost the happiness of any person named Dan ;)

‘Good morning Dan Francisco’

by DanFrancicoisthebest2020 March 04, 2021