cum cicle

Man jacks off and cums on a piece of sandwich wrap or paper, puts it in the freezer for several hours, then takes it out and sucks on it or has his girlfriend/boyfriend/wife suck on it.

I made a cum cicle last night and Grace sucked it until there was none left. That woman loves cum.

by BigdickRick July 28, 2007

cum rag

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

by evil little monkey July 15, 2008

cum on a muffin

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it

The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip

by julian sampson January 30, 2003

ear cum

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

by twoeazy November 7, 2012

Cow Cumming

When a girl has an intense orgasm and squirts her cum out in the same style as a cow squirting milk.

My girl and I were fucking so good man she was cow cumming all over the place!

by Sexcgyal April 23, 2010

The Cum Melt

So you're in college, and you have a roommate that you don't like. Your girlfriend comes to visit and you fuck in your dorm room. Right when you are about to cum you pick up the pillow on your shitty roommate's bed. After cumming on his bed you put the pillow back down creating a delicious cum sandwich.

dude#1- man my roommate sucks
dude#2- just give him the cum melt.
dude#1- good idea i'll do it tonight!
roommate- my pillow smells funny...

by Eric! and Shane! November 10, 2010

Cum Drain

1. A female that enjoys taking on large amounts of cum deposits!

2. A demeaning comment of insult.

1. That chick over there is such a cum drain, she took 12 loads of cum in one night.

2. Get the fuck out of here Mike your such a cum drain.

by Mario Washington June 23, 2007