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feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
by Michael Smith April 21, 2018
mugGet the feed the cowsmug.

Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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healthy cow

A woman who has plenty of milk to nurse her child.
She was a very healthy cow when her son was born and she even had some extra milk to help her friend, who had a daughter around the same time.
by ElephantEight August 10, 2023
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Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods
A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!
by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021
mugGet the Peanut butter cowmug.

Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
mugGet the Cowmug.

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)
hi
by Bill Gates May 6, 2003
mugGet the super cowmug.

HippopigaMc-cow

A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.
Your dog and cat are ok pets , but my HippopigaMc-cow is far more superior.
by Vonmetz September 20, 2021
mugGet the HippopigaMc-cowmug.

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