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“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”
“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”
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Get the Dan’s Syndrome mug.As of 2026, the head coach of the NFL’s Detroit Lions. Since January 2021, Campbell has coached the Lions and is considered by many to be one of, if not the greatest head coach in the franchise’s history. He holds an impressive record of 54-45-1 and has the most playoff wins as a Lions head coach at 2 (as of 1/13/26). He’s known for his pride in his teammates, his ballsy plays (for fuck’s sake he had an offensive tackle play QB once), and being allergic to field goals. It doesn’t matter if you have one asscheek and three toes, he will beat your ass. You can knock him down, he will smile at you, he will get up, and on the way up he will bite a kneecap off.
In short, Jesus 2.
In short, Jesus 2.
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