Toilet

A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware that collects human urine and feces, and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popular in Europe and North America with a toilet seat, with additional considerations for those with disabilities, or for a squatting posture more popular in Asia (see squat toilet). In urban areas, flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system that leads to septic tanks in isolated areas. The waste is known as blackwater and the combined effluent including other sources is sewage. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device, including urine diversion with a urine-diverting toilet.
Hey bro I need to use the toilet!
Oh it’s right next to my bedroom and the closet
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A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys
“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum
by Toilet Plunge June 14, 2019
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it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much
Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
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A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting
"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
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A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
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Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."
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Man 1: Hold up, I'm finna use the toilet.
Man 2: While you in there hop on CoD.
Man 1: 'Ight.
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soming you flush like (your leftovers)
flush your toilet
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