Chopped Shyt

Someone who is extremely ugly

Mike Feeney is chopped shyt.

by notchoppedshyt December 22, 2024

Chopped Dice

1. A public speaker who loses the attention of the audience after having an attention grabbing introduction due to rambling or rabbit trailing

2. A gambler who places a large bet and rolls snake eyes/loses

1. “That speaker’s speech was chopped dice”
2. He when all in at the craps table and received chopped dice

by Captaincapable July 12, 2024

Cheeto-Chop

The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.

She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.

"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"

I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop

by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020

Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.

Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!

by Ricesee March 8, 2019

hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC

Shut up and hold my chop cheese!

by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022

chopped

To be high on marijuana/weed

That pen hits dude I'm so chopped rn.

by CoyoteFoolish May 26, 2022

Chopped

Toronto slang for one that is especially not present mentally at most waking hours of their life. In other words, they are chopped in the head, or just simply CHOPPED. Equivalent to the saying " You're Fucked" used in Trailer Park Boys. Terminology originated deep in Scarberia.

"Bruh this gyal(?) Debbie is chopped as hell"
"CHROMESMOKE" - Chromazz (a chopped individual uttering nonsense)
"I only date white manz that have neck tats cause I'm fuckin chopped fammmm" - Debbie Parkway

by barleyharlsack August 29, 2019