Julie

An ascended sentencer used in universal punishments to mirror one’s bad deeds and reflect their own punishments over a zoom sit time crunch which reverses the sinister act to correct, in real-time, the misdeed which results in a monetary community fund to be used for bettering society that operates anonymously from the dark web.

I got Julie murdered and woke up at work getting slammed but thankfully solar roadways have been implemented on my streets to give me a safer easier clean energy lit drive home that offers wireless charging for my Tesla an free Wi-Fi.

by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023

No Poop July

No Poop July Is A Made Up Challenge By A Male User On Tiktok. This Male User Has Won NO Poop Juuly, But now has to go through NO Sleep August.

Timmy: Hey!
Johnny: yeah?
Timmy: have you heard of NO Poop July?
Johnny: yeah! I'm going through it!

by OKitsnathan9579 August 12, 2023

July 15

The best day to be born,people born on this day are the best type of people and will be very successful and do well in life

I was born on the best day alive. JULY 15th

by Michael2003 April 5, 2023

July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!

person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!

by b r e e e e e e e e April 6, 2023

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023