17 of july

people born on this day are cunts that shit themselves

boy: hey its your birthday today!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!

by ur mum like dick November 1, 2021

july 8

send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis

Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*

by markiplier37 July 8, 2024

Julie

Julie is an amazing person to meet. Julie has small friend groups and can be very shy. Julie is amazingly beautiful with many insecurities. Julie is an amazing friend with lots of love to go around. Julie is a perfectionist who must be and will be perfect at anything to do. Julie always has amazing hair and a wonderful body. Though she can be closed off and wish she could meet more people.

Claire: Hey did you see that quiet girl over there?
Samantha: Yeah, that's Julie. We should go talk to her.

by Balletlover5678 February 23, 2022

july 1st

a day were legends are born

july 1st is the day madd came to life

by smo3 October 15, 2019

July 5th

NATION SEND A TITY PIC DAYYYY

“Babe it’s July 5th send tits”

by Jackfrost227 July 4, 2022

1st july

National 2 foot day

2 foot every one on the 1st of july for national 2 foot day.

Good luck

Its 1st july you know what that mean... Let's 2 foot Tony.

by Err shush June 21, 2021

July 20th

July 20th is ask your crush out day. Ask that person it would probably make them happy

“Oh It’s july 20th i guess im gonna shoot my shot with Bailey cause we only live once.”

by 2high2cry. June 15, 2022