July 31st

National give any girl a hug and a kiss day

Girl: hey do you know what today is?
Boy: Yes!! July 31st and i chose you

by young tae July 31, 2022

July 31st

This day is only for the guaciest people on earth, people born in the day are drawn to people with a slushy personality

Chaddy: I was born on July 31st
Emily: same that’s such a Guacy day

by SuperiorVenaCava August 05, 2022

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024

july 31st

the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)

meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old

by coolmfer April 28, 2021

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers

by Connorisbingys July 18, 2024

July 13

Greasy hair retarded ginger.

Anyone born on July 13 is a greasy ginger.

by Jacob1235332 October 13, 2021

July 13

National sneaky link day;

It’s July 13th you already know that the misses will be alone tonight!

by Linkswelcome July 06, 2024