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June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.
On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.
by one_thilde October 17, 2019
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The June 9th Power Hour

Between 8-12pm on June 9th is the time to blow it out to your fwb’s sending nudes. Get them fired up with your dirtiest pics. May the odds be in your favor.
by AbbiyeA June 6, 2021
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June 4th

Prepare yourself for this day because you're going to be so confused as to why everything is going your way but just be happy interact 2 times to claim
Oh its June 4th
Great everything will be how I want it too be :)
Im so happy
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June 17th

Hey it’s June 17th you should ask your crush for nudes.
by .-.-44564 June 17, 2021
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June 13th

if you were born on june 13th, you’re a bad bitch. nobody can tell you shit. people born on june 13th have great intuition and are definitely smarter than you.
omg she was born on june 13th? we better stay away from her before she takes our mans😣
by BERNADETTE THE RATTY November 23, 2021
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Junes

A cool man. Really cool and strong too.
Seems quiet and hard to approach but truly sweet and kind-hearted. He is thoughtful and so funny you would spit your water out of your nose.
You're cool. You must be Junes, then.
by oliver-ts January 4, 2019
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June 4

The start of summer where you leave school for 3 months
Finally June 4th is here i've been waiting forever!!
by anonymous June 4, 2021
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