SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

by Dembk June 6, 2024

Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.

OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?

by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022

Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!

Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂

by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023

Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022

Tahir Johnson

Good rizz, in second most rizz in his class Jollof warrior

Tahir Johnson is famous

by Tahir Johnson September 27, 2022

dwayne the rock johnson

hes a rock

dwayne the rock johnson = big daddy ;))

by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022

marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily

Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson

by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017