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Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit
Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."
by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023
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Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast
by Cambam826 September 6, 2022
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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human

We are all just humans.
by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022
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Human

Stupid Race That Doesn't Know Anything.
by Human9174873497934792 February 28, 2019
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