ghetto enema 

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed

I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema

ghetto enema by Big League Jew December 15, 2013

ghetto circumcision

when you try to zip up your zipper and your dick gets caught and takes some foreskin with it

Last night I was drunk and gave myself a ghetto circumcision

ghetto circumcision by Jaykwon IV May 7, 2014

ghetto nectar 

Kool-Aid

I made some ghetto nectar today.

ghetto nectar by SamTheMan10 April 27, 2014

Ghetto Lane 

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.

Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.

Ghetto Lane by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014

ghetto coyote 

When you hear police sirens in the hood at night.

I think someone on my block got shot last night, the ghetto coyotes were howling all night long.

ghetto coyote by Dirty_Pierre January 17, 2015

ghetto beats 

Black music

Any rap is ghetto beats

ghetto beats by flameface11 April 16, 2015

Ghetto Hold 

When you fuck the shit out a hood bitch

I put that bitch from the welfare office in a ghetto hold after the club.

Ghetto Hold by DDoublebubble July 13, 2015