Jordan

A guy who is always there when you need him, and actually notices when your not okay. He is hot as hell!! He is super loyal, and caring. He is always there when you need him.
Friend #1 - Bro, who’s that guy? He hella cute!!
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.
by Jordan’s gurl October 15, 2019
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me: hi
jordan: hi
by Fake Repster November 17, 2021
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person 1: Jordan is ok

person 2: ok
by Fake Repster July 31, 2021
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Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
Jordan. The green beast.
by December 04, 2024
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A total chair. Kills your pets in minecraft. Is a meanie in general.
"Jordan!!! Why would you kill Mr. Moo Moo?!"
by Angelgames731 May 08, 2020
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A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you
by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017
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She is such a fuckin ho, you’ll love it. Her boyfriend is a ho
Jordan has a tiny pinny
by 12345717481 November 28, 2018
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