Nerd Body

A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.

"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."

by J and J December 19, 2020

Nerd Graffiti

1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.

2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.

"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.

by Spodie February 27, 2011

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

Nerd Rage

A song that was created by the fake cartoon band Your Favorite Martian. Which had Puff-Puff Humbert, the main singer. Voiced by Ray William Johnson. And Benetar, The guitarist, pianist, AND singer. Who was voiced by Ray William Johnson in YFMTS and Jesse Cale in the songs.

I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first
And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!

by Radin Happier October 29, 2022

Meat Nerd

A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.

Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!

I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!

by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021

nerd nipples

Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.

Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.

by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015

Fake Nerd

Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.

That human is a fake nerd because they're being restrictive in a setting of real nerds.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022