5 crown wonder

When you visit the toilet and leave it with 5 horrible things that came out of your body:
1. Solid shit
2. Liquid shut
3. Piss
4. Semen
5. Blood

Dude, my stomach was hurting the other day, and I had a 5 crown wonder.

by 3prongattacker November 11, 2015

5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.

"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"

by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023

January 5, 2023

Kiss L on January 5 day

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING

by margrett allison September 4, 2022

5 fukin stars

when giving a review using the star chart. 5 fukin stars , when the reviewed item is better than just 5 stars..

wow, these shoes are 5 fukin stars. if i were you i would get a fukin pair now...

by nazzaro June 1, 2020

type 5 heavy

The thickest tank

Person 1: That's one big tonk

Person 2: you mean the type 5 heavy

Person 1: sure...

by Hello Andrew November 4, 2020

5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 7, 2019

5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.

Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.

by Romy Hart July 6, 2014