you

someone who reads urban dictionary definitions. . .for some reason

you are reading.

by Imnotthatimportant April 15, 2022

You were a mistake + Unimportant =

Not funny didn't laugh.

You were a mistake + Unimportant =

by idubbz is a cuck. May 10, 2020

You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier arguing with Xavier

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB

by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023

K-Fed you

Mooching money from your rich ex-wife
Make her have kids
Make her leave her career
Make the her Go crazy
Do what The Pimp Manual tell you to do to get laid and paid,
Prophet is Katt Williams -

Don't mess with that dude he is gonna K-fed you dumb ass.

by atthefearossoundingrepetitive February 4, 2009

have you seen nicolace

nicolace is a nickname for ‘nic’ or ‘nicotine’ so when asking if someone’s seen nicolace you’re asking if they have a vape on them

hey have you seen nicolace anywhere?
no i haven’t but i know hannah saw nicolace

by milfs101 November 16, 2021

got you in the pipe

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)

Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.

by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022

you

are an idiot

"hello i am you"

by bobisbigbrain101 April 25, 2021