Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: [phone] is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)

by Iblah January 12, 2022

your mom

gay

Person 1:hey your mom
Person2:hey your mom
Person3:hey your mom

by NewCom January 14, 2022

Your mum

Something I'm 12 inches in

person: your mum

me: something 12 inches in

by Uglyxmastree January 15, 2022

your mum

your mum.

chavvy abby: who is going to the party tonight?

you: your mum.

by rnboozle January 15, 2022

National kiss your crush

Every Friday is kiss your crush day 😉😉

I kissed my crush on Friday because it was national kiss your crush day

by Tbhhiss32 January 15, 2022

your mom

a cow

YOUR MOM is a cow

by Epical @ January 16, 2022

Your mom

If someone's ask who say this

Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom

by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022