A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023
Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny
It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet
It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet
:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel
:Bro you stupid for that one lmfao
:Bro you stupid for that one lmfao
by Index ferny January 03, 2021
Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.
by #LGCC9CCPP September 02, 2021
Person 1: Hey, are you a fan of Kendrick Lamar?
Person 2: Of course! He's the GOAT 🙌🏾
Person 1: I hella fucks with you 😎
Person 2: Of course! He's the GOAT 🙌🏾
Person 1: I hella fucks with you 😎
by otaku_le May 01, 2017
Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021
by griffdog69420 February 18, 2025