Skip to main content

shit and smurf

what the shit and smurf was that
mugGet the shit and smurf mug.

Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.
Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
by Macon P. March 4, 2023
mugGet the Shit-Cricket mug.

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
mugGet the Shit Shuffle mug.

Shit ass

by Notmeunderthebed May 30, 2022
mugGet the Shit ass mug.

Shit clown

a dumb ass clown that really gets under your skin or tries your patience.
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
mugGet the Shit clown mug.

Shit in the cooler

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler
by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019
mugGet the Shit in the cooler mug.

Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024
mugGet the Your life is shit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email