Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021

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THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

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a bitch dat ain’t shit

meemee

guy: i can’t stand a bitch dat ain’t shit
guy 2: oh u must be talkin abt meemee

by real nigga 8568 July 18, 2022

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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

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