Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.
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Get the slap ass day part 3 mug.National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!
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Get the April 11th, national slap ass day mug.Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
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Get the winding your ass and scratching your watch mug.Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
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